1 00:00:57,578 --> 00:01:02,349 ♪ I came down over the sleepy mountains where ♪ 2 00:01:02,349 --> 00:01:04,251 ♪ Our wide toes plunged into ♪ 3 00:01:04,251 --> 00:01:07,254 ♪ The weeping shale to tear our ♪ 4 00:01:07,254 --> 00:01:10,390 ♪ Skin up off from the bottom ♪ 5 00:01:10,390 --> 00:01:12,359 Thank you for coming. 6 00:01:12,359 --> 00:01:15,395 Don't just wander back and forth ♪ 7 00:01:15,395 --> 00:01:17,765 - I am so sorry for your loss. - Thank you. 8 00:01:17,765 --> 00:01:21,836 ♪ Build it into pinnacles and shrines of some ♪ 9 00:01:21,836 --> 00:01:27,207 ♪ Some ghastly predicament of mine you'll find ♪ 10 00:01:27,207 --> 00:01:31,445 ♪ Leaves us plastered to a bed of hairs with ♪ 11 00:01:31,445 --> 00:01:33,914 ♪ Me all coiled up near the bottom ♪ 12 00:01:33,914 --> 00:01:37,417 ♪ With my chest unbared ♪ 13 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:42,657 ♪ Oh, but dear, the sky is low ♪ 14 00:02:01,942 --> 00:02:03,944 Should I go? 15 00:02:05,812 --> 00:02:08,082 Okay. 16 00:02:12,619 --> 00:02:15,155 Hi. 17 00:02:15,155 --> 00:02:18,392 I'm the actor of the group, so... 18 00:02:18,392 --> 00:02:20,194 I'm going first. 19 00:02:20,194 --> 00:02:23,998 I've been, um, preparing this speech for the past few days 20 00:02:23,998 --> 00:02:26,867 and I have been asking myself, 21 00:02:26,867 --> 00:02:28,302 you know, "Who was Dory? 22 00:02:28,302 --> 00:02:29,169 "Who was she? 23 00:02:29,169 --> 00:02:31,672 Like, who was Dory," right? 24 00:02:31,672 --> 00:02:32,773 And it's a question that 25 00:02:32,773 --> 00:02:33,974 I've been asking myself a lot, 26 00:02:33,974 --> 00:02:36,744 kind of almost obsessively, 27 00:02:36,744 --> 00:02:38,779 since I was cast as her in an 28 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:41,381 upcoming film about our lives. 29 00:02:41,381 --> 00:02:43,718 Um, it's kind of embarrassing for me to admit, 30 00:02:43,718 --> 00:02:46,420 but I actually was, like, recast, 31 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:48,756 which has never happened to me professionally, 32 00:02:48,756 --> 00:02:51,726 because, um... 33 00:02:51,726 --> 00:02:54,328 I couldn't figure her out. 34 00:02:54,328 --> 00:02:56,697 And that was very confusing for me 35 00:02:56,697 --> 00:02:58,432 because she's my best friend. 36 00:02:58,432 --> 00:03:02,670 And sometimes I honestly felt like I didn't know her at all. 37 00:03:02,670 --> 00:03:06,540 And towards the end, I... 38 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:10,444 got the impression she felt the same way about herself. 39 00:03:10,444 --> 00:03:13,247 And... 40 00:03:13,247 --> 00:03:16,917 maybe we all feel a little that way 41 00:03:16,917 --> 00:03:20,054 and we're kinda scared to admit it. 42 00:03:20,054 --> 00:03:22,757 As an actor, I'm always trying to understand 43 00:03:22,757 --> 00:03:24,491 my character's motivation. 44 00:03:24,491 --> 00:03:27,394 But I've learned I don't really think people work that way. 45 00:03:27,394 --> 00:03:31,198 I think, like, we don't really know what motivates us. 46 00:03:31,198 --> 00:03:34,201 We just kind of, like, are the way we are. 47 00:03:34,201 --> 00:03:36,136 We don't really know why the way we are 48 00:03:36,136 --> 00:03:38,005 the way that we are, but we are the way that we are, 49 00:03:38,005 --> 00:03:39,774 and that's the way that we are. 50 00:03:39,774 --> 00:03:44,544 And the thing about Dory... 51 00:03:44,544 --> 00:03:46,346 is that I underestimated her. 52 00:03:46,346 --> 00:03:50,217 And I think a lot of people underestimated her. 53 00:03:50,217 --> 00:03:52,152 And she had, like, this secret power 54 00:03:52,152 --> 00:03:55,690 that I've never seen in anyone ever in my life before, 55 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:59,093 and I can't help but feel like she had more years in her 56 00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:01,461 to figure out that power and understand it, 57 00:04:01,461 --> 00:04:05,465 and I'm just really sad that I will miss out on that. 58 00:04:07,301 --> 00:04:11,005 I'm sorry. It's just... 59 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:15,843 Dor was my best friend, and... 60 00:04:15,843 --> 00:04:19,146 maybe I didn't understand her. 61 00:04:19,146 --> 00:04:22,449 But I really loved her. 62 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:27,254 Are you gonna clap? 63 00:04:36,897 --> 00:04:40,234 Okay, so, um... 64 00:04:40,234 --> 00:04:44,071 If Dory were here, she'd want me to be real. 65 00:04:44,071 --> 00:04:45,773 She'd want me to tell the truth. 66 00:04:47,441 --> 00:04:49,810 So in that spirit... 67 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:52,847 We all know Dory was not perfect. 68 00:04:52,847 --> 00:04:55,115 She was a procrastinator. 69 00:04:55,115 --> 00:04:59,586 She was controlling. She was pushy. 70 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:01,856 She was perhaps insane. 71 00:05:01,856 --> 00:05:04,324 Sometimes she would go three days without showering, 72 00:05:04,324 --> 00:05:06,694 we'd be like, "Dory, please take a shower, please." 73 00:05:06,694 --> 00:05:09,930 She was--well, I'm not gonna say she was stupid, 74 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:13,133 but she did make stupid decisions. 75 00:05:13,133 --> 00:05:15,469 And of course, she was a lying, 76 00:05:15,469 --> 00:05:18,172 manipulative bitch. 77 00:05:18,172 --> 00:05:19,674 - Whoa. - El! 78 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:21,575 And I know, I know you all wanna boo me offstage, 79 00:05:21,575 --> 00:05:23,477 which I'm fine with, by the way, okay? 80 00:05:23,477 --> 00:05:25,545 It's happened at every college campus I go to. 81 00:05:25,545 --> 00:05:28,949 But I just wanna ask you a question. 82 00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:31,752 Aren't you all of those things too? 83 00:05:31,752 --> 00:05:33,020 I am. 84 00:05:33,020 --> 00:05:34,321 Except I do shower. 85 00:05:34,321 --> 00:05:36,824 But that's 'cause I smell like shit. 86 00:05:36,824 --> 00:05:41,161 We all smell like shit. Sir. 87 00:05:41,161 --> 00:05:43,731 I want us all to indulge me for a second. 88 00:05:43,731 --> 00:05:45,499 Everyone turn to the person next to you. 89 00:05:45,499 --> 00:05:47,501 And I want you to look that person in the eye, 90 00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:49,569 and I want you to say to that person 91 00:05:49,569 --> 00:05:53,473 the worst thing you could possibly tell that person. 92 00:05:53,473 --> 00:05:55,542 Even if you don't know them. Go ahead. 93 00:05:55,542 --> 00:05:56,944 Elliott. 94 00:05:56,944 --> 00:05:58,478 Seriously, guys. 95 00:05:58,478 --> 00:06:00,881 We're all open and raw right now, you know? 96 00:06:00,881 --> 00:06:02,683 If not now, when, right? 97 00:06:02,683 --> 00:06:04,685 Just do it. Do it now. 98 00:06:04,685 --> 00:06:08,055 - You can be so sluggish. - I slept with the movers. 99 00:06:08,055 --> 00:06:10,224 You look like you have a thin penis. 100 00:06:10,224 --> 00:06:14,094 Okay, now I want you to think about what you just said. 101 00:06:14,094 --> 00:06:16,697 And now I want you to say out loud, 102 00:06:16,697 --> 00:06:18,866 "I'm that, too". Go on. 103 00:06:18,866 --> 00:06:20,968 all: I'm that too. 104 00:06:20,968 --> 00:06:22,202 That too? 105 00:06:22,202 --> 00:06:24,371 You feel that? Yeah. 106 00:06:24,371 --> 00:06:27,174 The things you don't like in other people 107 00:06:27,174 --> 00:06:31,611 are the things you don't like in yourself. 108 00:06:31,611 --> 00:06:34,114 We are all unlikeable! 109 00:06:34,114 --> 00:06:36,116 Every one of us! 110 00:06:36,116 --> 00:06:37,752 And Dory was no exception. 111 00:06:37,752 --> 00:06:40,721 Okay, in fact, she was exceptional at being unlikable. 112 00:06:43,424 --> 00:06:46,626 If you have complicated feelings still in you 113 00:06:46,626 --> 00:06:48,195 about your love for Dory, 114 00:06:48,195 --> 00:06:51,799 just remember that there is a dark side in all of us. 115 00:06:51,799 --> 00:06:56,070 But that darkness is connected to the light, people. 116 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:57,838 Maybe she was controlling. 117 00:06:57,838 --> 00:07:00,908 But that's just another way of saying that she was passionate. 118 00:07:00,908 --> 00:07:02,376 Maybe she was pushy. 119 00:07:02,376 --> 00:07:04,879 I see that as her being strong-willed. 120 00:07:04,879 --> 00:07:06,213 Yeah, she was violent. 121 00:07:06,213 --> 00:07:08,282 Or maybe that was her being protective. 122 00:07:08,282 --> 00:07:10,284 Yeah, she was crazy. 123 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:13,888 Or was she was an out-of-the-box survivor. 124 00:07:13,888 --> 00:07:15,455 My point is, 125 00:07:15,455 --> 00:07:19,760 we have to stop shaming darkness. 126 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,561 Because when we do so, 127 00:07:21,561 --> 00:07:25,232 we stop understanding human nature. 128 00:07:25,232 --> 00:07:28,736 This country was built on darkness and deceit, 129 00:07:28,736 --> 00:07:31,739 and it grows stronger with every day. 130 00:07:31,739 --> 00:07:33,674 We cannot ignore the past, 131 00:07:33,674 --> 00:07:39,046 but we can change the future, y'all. 132 00:07:39,046 --> 00:07:42,983 And that requires owning all of ourselves. 133 00:07:42,983 --> 00:07:45,285 May we all stand wisely 134 00:07:45,285 --> 00:07:48,923 in our own darkness without fear or hate. 135 00:07:48,923 --> 00:07:52,993 May we seek to understand the darkness in others, 136 00:07:52,993 --> 00:07:54,361 for it is there, 137 00:07:54,361 --> 00:07:55,996 and it ain't going nowhere, honey. 138 00:07:58,032 --> 00:08:00,167 Thank you, Dory, 139 00:08:00,167 --> 00:08:02,837 for teaching me that. 140 00:08:02,837 --> 00:08:04,271 God bless you. 141 00:08:04,271 --> 00:08:05,740 God bless us all. 142 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:08,442 And God bless our country! 143 00:08:10,144 --> 00:08:11,812 Whoo! 144 00:08:17,718 --> 00:08:20,321 - Go, Drew! - Go, Drew. 145 00:08:22,123 --> 00:08:24,491 Um... 146 00:08:24,491 --> 00:08:26,794 Yeah, it's gonna be tough to follow that, 147 00:08:26,794 --> 00:08:27,862 so thank you, Elliott. 148 00:08:29,897 --> 00:08:31,398 And me. 149 00:08:31,398 --> 00:08:34,068 I'm just gonna try to speak from the heart. 150 00:08:34,068 --> 00:08:36,370 And, um... 151 00:08:37,704 --> 00:08:40,074 You know, the Dory that I remember 152 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:42,677 was the... 153 00:08:42,677 --> 00:08:45,679 sweetest person that I had ever met. 154 00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:49,884 And I'm not too good at speaking, you know, 155 00:08:49,884 --> 00:08:52,086 so I'm just gonna, um... 156 00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:53,620 try to do what-- 157 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:57,324 what Dory hated the most, and, um... 158 00:08:57,324 --> 00:09:00,695 and I wanna try to sing her a song. 159 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:11,571 ♪ We were the best, we were the worst ♪ 160 00:09:11,571 --> 00:09:16,677 ♪ Our love came last, our love came first ♪ 161 00:09:16,677 --> 00:09:19,680 ♪ We were only for a moment ♪ 162 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:24,285 ♪ But it was a lifetime for you ♪ 163 00:09:27,754 --> 00:09:32,359 ♪ And I loved you no matter what ♪ 164 00:09:32,359 --> 00:09:37,231 ♪ Oh, I loved you no matter what ♪ 165 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:43,137 ♪ It's true, I loved you no matter what ♪ 166 00:09:48,776 --> 00:09:52,747 ♪ We were broken, we were whole ♪ 167 00:09:52,747 --> 00:09:57,351 ♪ We were a burnt casserole ♪ 168 00:09:57,351 --> 00:10:01,188 ♪ I only knew you when I knew you ♪ 169 00:10:01,188 --> 00:10:04,859 ♪ But it could never be enough ♪ 170 00:10:08,628 --> 00:10:13,267 ♪ Oh, I love you no matter what ♪ 171 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:17,805 ♪ Oh, I love you no matter what ♪ 172 00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:24,511 ♪ It's true, I love you no matter what ♪ 173 00:10:30,017 --> 00:10:33,520 - Drewbie! - Drew! 174 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:35,555 I'll have a Mystery Solver Margarita. 175 00:10:35,555 --> 00:10:38,092 - Oh, enjoy. - Yummy. 176 00:10:38,092 --> 00:10:41,128 Ugh, who even are the people? Okay, this is disgusting. 177 00:10:41,128 --> 00:10:42,730 Barely anyone here even knew Dory. 178 00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:44,331 They're just, like, mooching off the grief. 179 00:10:44,331 --> 00:10:45,599 Sorry, but who would do that? 180 00:10:45,599 --> 00:10:47,034 Honestly, I don't even wanna know. 181 00:10:47,034 --> 00:10:48,368 - Oh, my God. 182 00:10:48,368 --> 00:10:49,737 - Hey, Marc. - Hey. 183 00:10:49,737 --> 00:10:51,405 - I gotta go. - No, no, Portia, no. 184 00:10:51,405 --> 00:10:53,708 Oh, Portia. No. 185 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:55,109 Hi. 186 00:10:55,109 --> 00:10:57,644 I really liked your speech. 187 00:10:57,644 --> 00:10:59,847 Thank you. Thank you. 188 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:02,216 Thanks for coming. - Of course. 189 00:11:02,216 --> 00:11:05,452 Dory was... ahead of her time. 190 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:09,456 She--she was, yeah. 191 00:11:10,658 --> 00:11:12,426 And who's this little one? 192 00:11:13,661 --> 00:11:15,730 My sister gave me her baby. 193 00:11:15,730 --> 00:11:18,432 Her name was Laura, but I hate that name, 194 00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:20,367 so I haven't been calling her anything 195 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,602 until I can decide on something else. 196 00:11:22,602 --> 00:11:25,639 Aww, Marc, that's so amazing. You're a dad. 197 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:26,907 - Tell me about it. - Congratulations. 198 00:11:26,907 --> 00:11:29,777 I mean, every day it's like, "What?" 199 00:11:29,777 --> 00:11:32,579 Yeah, I'm, like--I'm, like genuinely very happy for you. 200 00:11:32,579 --> 00:11:34,815 - Thank you, thank you. - Yeah. 201 00:11:34,815 --> 00:11:36,316 Look at all these yummy cheeses. 202 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:37,818 Oh, yeah, the cheeses. 203 00:11:37,818 --> 00:11:39,787 Fucking bonkers. - Yeah. 204 00:11:39,787 --> 00:11:41,521 Gail's, like, amazing with gruyere. 205 00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:42,823 She's, like, totally stocked, 206 00:11:42,823 --> 00:11:45,793 and then the camembert's, like... 207 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,695 the camembert is, like, insane. 208 00:11:47,695 --> 00:11:49,563 If your stomach can handle it, which obviously mine can't, 209 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,666 as you might remember. - Oh, my God. 210 00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:54,534 Hey. It's okay. 211 00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:57,437 - It's okay. 212 00:12:02,677 --> 00:12:04,779 - Hey, man. - Hey. 213 00:12:04,779 --> 00:12:07,181 Where you been? 214 00:12:07,181 --> 00:12:08,582 You know, I'm not legally 215 00:12:08,582 --> 00:12:11,919 allowed to discuss that, actually. 216 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:13,287 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 217 00:12:13,287 --> 00:12:14,855 I feel you. 218 00:12:14,855 --> 00:12:18,759 - You doing all right? 219 00:12:18,759 --> 00:12:21,862 Um, no. 220 00:12:21,862 --> 00:12:24,464 No, not really. 221 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,668 But it's kind of felt normal for a little while now. 222 00:12:28,802 --> 00:12:32,172 - I'm sorry to hear that, man. 223 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:34,274 And, um... 224 00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:37,311 look, it would really mean a lot to me 225 00:12:37,311 --> 00:12:39,313 if I could pay for all of this. 226 00:12:39,313 --> 00:12:41,682 The entire memorial service. 227 00:12:42,783 --> 00:12:44,018 What? 228 00:12:44,018 --> 00:12:45,419 I've been making some very wise investments, 229 00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:47,655 and I would be more than happy 230 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,356 to write a check for all of this. 231 00:12:49,356 --> 00:12:53,127 - I mean, Julian, that's-- - Hi, guys. 232 00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:56,030 Hi. I'm so happy-- 233 00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:58,966 not happy, but-- to get you both here, 234 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:01,168 because there's something I've been wanting 235 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:04,504 to talk to you both about, and it's a little sensitive. 236 00:13:04,504 --> 00:13:06,974 - Yeah, yeah, what's up? - Um... 237 00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:08,342 There's no easy way to say this, 238 00:13:08,342 --> 00:13:11,445 so I'm just gonna say it. 239 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:14,381 Um, about a year ago, 240 00:13:14,381 --> 00:13:17,317 I was asleep in my armchair 241 00:13:17,317 --> 00:13:21,088 with my mouth open, and um... 242 00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:23,090 I woke up 243 00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,391 to Dory kissing me. 244 00:13:27,227 --> 00:13:28,495 What? 245 00:13:28,495 --> 00:13:31,766 I promise you both it happened. 246 00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:36,804 And, um, it begs the question: 247 00:13:36,804 --> 00:13:39,406 Did she ever try to kiss you? 248 00:13:39,406 --> 00:13:41,976 - Did Dory try to kiss us? - Yeah. 249 00:13:41,976 --> 00:13:43,844 She kissed both of us. 250 00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:47,648 Oh, God, I knew it. I knew it. 251 00:13:47,648 --> 00:13:50,217 I mean, I'm so glad I'm not alone. 252 00:13:50,217 --> 00:13:52,486 I just--I don't mean to be disrespectful, 253 00:13:52,486 --> 00:13:56,790 but I do think that we have a case here. 254 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,694 It's good to see you. 255 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,803 Portia, I'm gonna head out. 256 00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:13,173 Thanks for coming, Mom. It was nice of you. 257 00:14:13,173 --> 00:14:16,310 I... 258 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:17,978 I'm sorry. 259 00:14:17,978 --> 00:14:20,480 Yeah, thank you. I know, it sucks. 260 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,716 Not about Dory. 261 00:14:21,716 --> 00:14:24,051 I mean, of course about Dory. 262 00:14:25,486 --> 00:14:27,154 But about everything. 263 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:33,761 I think I've always been a little threatened by you. 264 00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:37,231 You know, your light shines so brightly. 265 00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:39,867 And sometimes I feel like 266 00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:42,970 mine doesn't shine in the same way. 267 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:46,440 And then I felt bad for feeling that. 268 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,542 You know. 269 00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:51,846 Mothers aren't supposed to have those feelings. 270 00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:54,715 That's okay. That's okay. 271 00:14:54,715 --> 00:14:57,617 It's okay, Mom. 272 00:14:57,617 --> 00:15:00,454 It's okay. - Hey. 273 00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:03,190 I was listening to a podcast the other day... 274 00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:07,194 - Yeah? - And they mentioned shrooms. 275 00:15:07,194 --> 00:15:09,629 And I thought 276 00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:11,465 you and I 277 00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:15,369 should do shrooms together. 278 00:15:15,369 --> 00:15:17,905 Shrooms? 279 00:15:17,905 --> 00:15:19,907 Okay. 280 00:15:19,907 --> 00:15:23,577 Maybe we can get lunch first, you know? 281 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:25,079 Start with lunch. 282 00:15:25,079 --> 00:15:27,147 I just feel like there's a lot we need to catch up on. 283 00:15:27,147 --> 00:15:31,151 Okay, I'm gonna say Tuesday, unless you object. 284 00:15:31,151 --> 00:15:33,120 Lunch and shrooms. 285 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,322 Okay. 286 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:38,625 I never asked Dory what it was like to have sex with you. 287 00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:39,960 - Hi, guys. 288 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,196 - Hey. - You guys ready to head out? 289 00:15:42,196 --> 00:15:44,665 I think I'm kinda done, you know? 290 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:46,166 - Yeah, I'm ready. - Yeah, let's go. 291 00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,534 Let's try to get out of here. - Hey, guys. 292 00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,737 Hi, Chantal. 293 00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:53,841 I just wanted to take this moment to tell you guys 294 00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:56,677 that I-I really admire you. 295 00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:59,013 Like, as people. - Uh-huh. 296 00:15:59,013 --> 00:16:02,416 And I had sort of, like, an epiphany 297 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:04,551 that I wanted to share with you. 298 00:16:04,551 --> 00:16:06,553 Um, so 299 00:16:06,553 --> 00:16:11,659 I don't actually know you guys. 300 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:14,161 Like, at all, you know? 301 00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:18,165 And I, like, really didn't know Dory at all either. 302 00:16:18,165 --> 00:16:22,136 Um, and--so I don't have much to say about, 303 00:16:22,136 --> 00:16:25,005 like, "who she was," you know, 304 00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:29,910 because, you know, like I said, I just--I didn't know her. 305 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,645 Um... 306 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,980 but, like, the thing is, 307 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:37,951 like, she made me feel so special. 308 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,889 Like-- 309 00:16:41,889 --> 00:16:44,792 like, more special than anybody ever has, 310 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:47,762 and that meant a lot to me. 311 00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:54,068 And I wish I could tell her thank you. 312 00:16:54,068 --> 00:16:56,270 So... 313 00:16:56,270 --> 00:17:00,340 I'll just say thank you to you guys. 314 00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:03,878 Thank you all. 315 00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:05,179 That was really sweet, Chantal. 316 00:17:05,179 --> 00:17:06,881 - Yeah. - That was so nice. 317 00:17:06,881 --> 00:17:10,484 Yeah, and on behalf of all of us, you're welcome. 318 00:17:11,585 --> 00:17:14,221 Um... 319 00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:17,391 Qui totum vult 320 00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:19,159 totum perdit. 321 00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:28,135 Was that Latin? 322 00:17:30,437 --> 00:17:32,606 Hi. Hi, hello. 323 00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:34,809 Do you mind--I'm so sorry. - Hi. 324 00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:36,576 Can I talk to you for a moment? 325 00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:38,545 Hi, I'm Dan. 326 00:17:38,545 --> 00:17:40,347 - Have we met? - Yes. 327 00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:41,982 We actually met briefly 328 00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:45,786 quite a while ago at Bellow and Hare. 329 00:17:45,786 --> 00:17:48,422 Was that, like, the weird cult, right? 330 00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:50,758 Yes, the cult. 331 00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,592 And I can admit that now, as I am no longer 332 00:17:52,592 --> 00:17:54,028 a part of that community 333 00:17:54,028 --> 00:17:56,063 after going into deep debt because of it. 334 00:17:56,063 --> 00:17:58,799 And they also attacked my mother on social media, 335 00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:00,567 which was the last straw. - So sorry about-- 336 00:18:00,567 --> 00:18:03,971 But anyway, I just feel that I was called to come here today 337 00:18:03,971 --> 00:18:05,505 to tell you something. 338 00:18:05,505 --> 00:18:09,877 I swear, I never, ever do this, but I am a clairvoyant, 339 00:18:09,877 --> 00:18:11,812 and I would hate myself if I didn't tell you this. 340 00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:14,314 But I-I keep having this vision. 341 00:18:14,314 --> 00:18:15,916 Really? Of me? 342 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,317 - Yes. - Of what? 343 00:18:17,317 --> 00:18:19,686 Is your birthday May 18th? 344 00:18:20,921 --> 00:18:22,890 No, it's not. 345 00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:25,192 It's--my birthday is on Valentine's Day. 346 00:18:25,192 --> 00:18:29,363 Okay. That is truly so odd, 347 00:18:29,363 --> 00:18:31,999 because I keep associating you with the numbers 348 00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:34,935 five, one, eight, and usually when I get a numbers hit, 349 00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:37,604 it means birthday. I... 350 00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:40,708 Hmm. I don't know what to say. 351 00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:42,242 Just receive that. - Okay. 352 00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:43,410 I have done my part. 353 00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:45,645 That's all I can tell you, and I wish you well. 354 00:18:45,645 --> 00:18:47,414 Okay, thank you. Bye, bye, bye. 355 00:18:49,183 --> 00:18:51,318 I'm sorry, did you want this open? 356 00:18:51,318 --> 00:18:52,619 I don't care. 357 00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:54,722 Okay, I'll leave it open. 358 00:18:57,725 --> 00:18:59,960 Five, one, eight. 359 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,730 Five, eighteen? 360 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:04,398 Whatever, ugh. 361 00:19:04,398 --> 00:19:06,266 Stupid. 362 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,064 Drewbie, do you wanna sleep over? 363 00:19:37,064 --> 00:19:38,565 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 364 00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:40,334 If you had said no, I would've killed myself-- 365 00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:42,302 If you guys will have me, that sounds really nice. 366 00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:45,472 Uh, what is this? 367 00:19:45,472 --> 00:19:46,941 I don't know. 368 00:19:46,941 --> 00:19:50,210 - Did you leave this here? - No. 369 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,647 Did someone come in our apartment while we were gone? 370 00:19:52,647 --> 00:19:54,481 No, no. 371 00:19:54,481 --> 00:19:56,784 - Oh, my God. - No. 372 00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:58,585 Oh, God. 373 00:19:58,585 --> 00:20:00,688 It's from Chip. both: Oh. 374 00:20:00,688 --> 00:20:02,289 Don't. I'm scared. 375 00:20:02,289 --> 00:20:05,225 "These are some of the things that Dory left behind. 376 00:20:05,225 --> 00:20:06,827 "I thought you might want them. 377 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:08,696 I'm sorry for most of what happened." 378 00:20:08,696 --> 00:20:09,897 Thank you, Chip. 379 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:11,331 "I'm saying this as a friend, 380 00:20:11,331 --> 00:20:13,167 "but if you try to follow up on the year's events, 381 00:20:13,167 --> 00:20:16,003 "my family will hurt you in creative legal ways 382 00:20:16,003 --> 00:20:18,072 "that you will never be able to anticipate. 383 00:20:18,072 --> 00:20:19,940 "And more importantly, we have people 384 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,809 "watching you and your beloveds. 385 00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:24,044 Watch your back and be good. Chip." 386 00:20:24,044 --> 00:20:25,445 - I swear to God 387 00:20:25,445 --> 00:20:26,981 someone was following me the other day. 388 00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:28,849 I wasn't making that up! - Jesus Christ. 389 00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:31,551 I'm so scared of that family. - I'm scared of all families. 390 00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:33,220 I'm getting that thing that, you know, 391 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:34,655 that I get when my throat gets really tight 392 00:20:34,655 --> 00:20:36,323 when I get really nervous and I can't breathe, 393 00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:38,092 and I really need to know what's in the box. 394 00:20:38,092 --> 00:20:39,827 So can someone please just open the box, please? 395 00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:41,461 - Drew, open the box. - No, no! 396 00:20:41,461 --> 00:20:42,963 - Drew, open the box, please! - No, I open every box! 397 00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:44,231 I'm gay! Drew! 398 00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:45,733 There could be birds in there! 399 00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:47,034 Oh, fi--fine! 400 00:20:49,203 --> 00:20:50,337 Hmm. 401 00:20:52,106 --> 00:20:54,308 Oh, God. 402 00:20:54,308 --> 00:20:56,744 - What's in there? - It's her stuff. 403 00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:58,645 What's that? 404 00:20:58,645 --> 00:21:00,580 No. 405 00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:02,917 - Oh, God. - Oh, my God, it's her hair! 406 00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,985 Oh, God, that's gross! 407 00:21:04,985 --> 00:21:06,586 Now it's... oof. 408 00:21:06,586 --> 00:21:09,990 Oh, God, these are the clothes she was kidnapped in. 409 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,596 Well, this is the truth. 410 00:21:16,596 --> 00:21:19,466 Chip is my best friend. 411 00:21:19,466 --> 00:21:22,602 Together, we can do just about anything. 412 00:21:22,602 --> 00:21:24,872 - I can't do that. - Yeah, this is so disturbing. 413 00:21:24,872 --> 00:21:27,541 I know, there's, like, no human being that should ever 414 00:21:27,541 --> 00:21:29,476 have to do what we're doing right now. 415 00:21:29,476 --> 00:21:31,311 Okay, what do we do with that? 416 00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:32,947 Let's just throw it out. Let's throw it out. 417 00:21:32,947 --> 00:21:34,281 No, we can't throw away our dead friend's hair. 418 00:21:34,281 --> 00:21:35,983 Let's donate it, you guys, let's donate it! 419 00:21:35,983 --> 00:21:38,518 - To whom? - To a community theater! 420 00:21:38,518 --> 00:21:40,520 Because they can maybe use it-- I don't know. 421 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,156 - Oh, God. - Okay, let's just-- 422 00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:43,323 why don't I--let's hide it. Yeah, hide it. 423 00:21:43,323 --> 00:21:45,025 both: Yeah. - Okay, good. 424 00:21:45,025 --> 00:21:47,862 So I'll--yeah, I'm gonna put it right under here. 425 00:21:47,862 --> 00:21:49,964 - Okay. - And just slam it shut. 426 00:21:49,964 --> 00:21:51,231 And we're good. - It's in there. 427 00:21:51,231 --> 00:21:53,934 We're done. Okay. 428 00:21:53,934 --> 00:21:55,569 - It's not even here. 429 00:21:55,569 --> 00:21:57,204 I have, like, the worst migraine I've ever had 430 00:21:57,204 --> 00:21:58,906 in my freaking life. 431 00:22:00,607 --> 00:22:02,710 Oh. 432 00:22:08,249 --> 00:22:11,919 Like, what do you think Dory would've, like, 433 00:22:11,919 --> 00:22:14,889 done with her life... 434 00:22:14,889 --> 00:22:16,957 if she hadn't died? 435 00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,559 It's a good question. 436 00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:23,063 Yeah, what would Dory's, like, best life be, you know? 437 00:22:23,063 --> 00:22:25,599 I kind of think that Dor would be, like, 438 00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:27,367 one of those people who eventually 439 00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,169 leaves New York, you know what I mean? 440 00:22:29,169 --> 00:22:30,838 Like, she'd wake up one day, and she'd just be like, 441 00:22:30,838 --> 00:22:32,406 "I've had enough of this." And she'd move somewhere else. 442 00:22:32,406 --> 00:22:34,108 Like, somewhere really cute. 443 00:22:34,108 --> 00:22:36,844 We went to Seattle once for a conference I had, 444 00:22:36,844 --> 00:22:39,113 and she really liked it. 445 00:22:39,113 --> 00:22:41,615 So I could see her being happy there. 446 00:22:41,615 --> 00:22:46,020 Okay, so say in, like, two years she moves to Seattle. 447 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,421 And then what's her job? 448 00:22:47,421 --> 00:22:49,089 Well, visual art, like her degree. 449 00:22:49,089 --> 00:22:52,392 She wasn't that good, Portia. 450 00:22:52,392 --> 00:22:53,961 I mean, she had good taste, though. 451 00:22:53,961 --> 00:22:55,029 - She did. - Like, our apartment 452 00:22:55,029 --> 00:22:56,430 always looked so great. 453 00:22:56,430 --> 00:22:58,165 Oh, you know what she'd be really good at? 454 00:22:58,165 --> 00:22:59,867 - What? - Designing restaurants. 455 00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:01,802 - Totally, yes! 456 00:23:03,370 --> 00:23:04,872 Okay, so she's making, like, tons of money, 457 00:23:04,872 --> 00:23:06,841 which could go really far in Seattle. 458 00:23:06,841 --> 00:23:08,208 Seattle's not as cheap as you think, but okay, yeah. 459 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:09,643 Okay, well, whatever. 460 00:23:09,643 --> 00:23:11,311 She'd be making, like, whatever amount you need 461 00:23:11,311 --> 00:23:13,180 to make there to, like, live well. 462 00:23:13,180 --> 00:23:14,581 Yes, I love that. 463 00:23:14,581 --> 00:23:16,616 And she has, like, a super hot boyfriend. 464 00:23:16,616 --> 00:23:19,219 He's, like, sexy and kind of mysterious--no offense, Drew. 465 00:23:19,219 --> 00:23:21,221 I think it's for the best. And he's, like, 466 00:23:21,221 --> 00:23:23,057 the sommelier of the restaurant. 467 00:23:23,057 --> 00:23:25,793 Aww, isn't that cute? - Yeah. 468 00:23:25,793 --> 00:23:27,762 I mean, that would be cool to see her 469 00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:29,196 with someone really nice, like, 470 00:23:29,196 --> 00:23:31,331 someone who really cared for her. 471 00:23:31,331 --> 00:23:33,167 And there'd be, like, an opening night. 472 00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:35,335 And we'd all go on opening night of her, 473 00:23:35,335 --> 00:23:36,636 like, hip new spot, you know? 474 00:23:36,636 --> 00:23:38,472 We'd all be invited. - Yes! 475 00:23:38,472 --> 00:23:40,174 And it'd be, like, our spot. We'd never have to 476 00:23:40,174 --> 00:23:41,308 pay for anything, 'cause we'd be like, 477 00:23:41,308 --> 00:23:42,609 "Oh, we're friends of Dor." 478 00:23:42,609 --> 00:23:44,211 That is really cool, sweetie, 479 00:23:44,211 --> 00:23:45,345 but I do think money is not an issue 480 00:23:45,345 --> 00:23:46,781 for any of us at that point. 481 00:23:46,781 --> 00:23:48,649 - Right, we're doing so well. - Yeah. 482 00:23:48,649 --> 00:23:51,051 I wanna have a hot partner too, is that all right? 483 00:23:51,051 --> 00:23:52,419 Well, duh, Drew, of course. 484 00:23:52,419 --> 00:23:53,821 We're all gonna have hot partners 485 00:23:53,821 --> 00:23:55,422 and they're all gonna be there. 486 00:23:55,422 --> 00:23:57,858 Aww, yeah, one big, hot family, 487 00:23:57,858 --> 00:23:59,660 all happy together. 488 00:24:04,365 --> 00:24:07,634 Do you guys feel like... 489 00:24:10,904 --> 00:24:14,308 Do you guys feel like we killed her, you know? 490 00:24:14,308 --> 00:24:15,743 I mean, there's no way 491 00:24:15,743 --> 00:24:17,878 that we could've known what was happening. 492 00:24:17,878 --> 00:24:21,481 But we did know that she was maybe in trouble. 493 00:24:21,481 --> 00:24:25,185 I think it's best just not to think about it. 494 00:24:25,185 --> 00:24:27,421 - Yeah. - Yeah. 495 00:24:30,524 --> 00:24:32,026 Okay, can we order food, please? 496 00:24:32,026 --> 00:24:34,194 - Yes, I'm starving, please. - Me too. 497 00:24:34,194 --> 00:24:35,763 Porshe, can I have your phone? 498 00:24:35,763 --> 00:24:38,565 I just don't feel like paying for it myself. 499 00:24:38,565 --> 00:24:40,000 Portia, what's your passcode? 500 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,369 21488. 501 00:24:42,369 --> 00:24:44,104 518. 502 00:24:44,104 --> 00:24:45,472 518? No, it's not. 503 00:24:45,472 --> 00:24:46,974 No, I'm just remembering something. 504 00:24:46,974 --> 00:24:49,510 Five, one, eight. Five, eighteen. 505 00:24:52,613 --> 00:24:54,548 Hold on. 506 00:24:54,548 --> 00:24:56,250 - Portia, what's happening? - Just-- 507 00:24:56,250 --> 00:24:57,718 - Oh, no, Portia. - I just need to see something. 508 00:24:57,718 --> 00:24:59,419 Don't go to the box. 509 00:24:59,419 --> 00:25:00,955 Just leave it there forever, and then we'll move very soon. 510 00:25:00,955 --> 00:25:03,157 It's probably nothing, I just wanna see something. 511 00:25:03,157 --> 00:25:05,726 - I don't wanna watch it. - You don't have to. 512 00:25:05,726 --> 00:25:07,795 Okay. 513 00:25:09,129 --> 00:25:11,432 518. 514 00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,837 - Hey, guys. - Oh, my God. 515 00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:18,472 I don't know if this will ever get to you, 516 00:25:18,472 --> 00:25:20,741 but I have to try. 517 00:25:20,741 --> 00:25:23,010 I want to say that I love you. - Oh, my God. 518 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:25,212 Obviously, but 519 00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:28,883 I really love you. 520 00:25:28,883 --> 00:25:31,018 Everything about you. 521 00:25:31,018 --> 00:25:34,554 Even the ugly parts. 522 00:25:37,892 --> 00:25:39,860 I don't have much longer. 523 00:25:41,428 --> 00:25:46,266 So just know that I'm with you always 524 00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:48,202 and I just-- I wanna thank you so much 525 00:25:48,202 --> 00:25:50,504 for being able to see me 526 00:25:50,504 --> 00:25:54,041 for who I am when I couldn't. 527 00:25:58,946 --> 00:26:02,149 Yeah, I just wanna say 528 00:26:02,149 --> 00:26:03,951 that I loved being your friend. 529 00:26:06,353 --> 00:26:08,122 You found me. 530 00:26:09,790 --> 00:26:12,126 You found me. 531 00:26:29,210 --> 00:26:31,712 I love you guys. 532 00:27:44,051 --> 00:27:46,687 Ma'am, you've been in a fire. We pulled you out. 533 00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:48,422 You're gonna be okay, 534 00:27:48,422 --> 00:27:50,224 but I need you to sit back. 535 00:27:50,224 --> 00:27:52,760 I died. 536 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,830 I was dead. 537 00:27:55,830 --> 00:27:57,431 I saw everything. 538 00:27:57,431 --> 00:28:00,401 I saw--I saw everything. 539 00:28:05,239 --> 00:28:09,309 ♪ Me and my shadow ♪ 540 00:28:09,309 --> 00:28:13,413 ♪ Strolling down the avenue ♪ 541 00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:17,284 ♪ Me and my shadow ♪ 542 00:28:17,284 --> 00:28:20,988 ♪ Not a soul to tell our troubles to ♪ 543 00:28:20,988 --> 00:28:25,625 ♪ And when it's 12:00, we climb the stair ♪ 544 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:29,864 ♪ We never knock, for nobody's there ♪ 545 00:28:29,864 --> 00:28:34,534 ♪ Just me and my shadow ♪ 546 00:28:34,534 --> 00:28:38,806 ♪ All alone and feeling blue ♪